BUT I JUST
It’s nice to see John reunited with his favourite jumper.
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.